They're turning the frogs gay... but at least one of them was ghey before it was scientifically studied. However, all toadies are ghey. All ghey.

As described in the March 1 Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences USA, biologist Tyrone Hayes of the University of California, Berkeley, and his colleagues exposed 40 African clawed frogs (Xenopus laevis) to 2.5 parts per billion (ppb) of atrazine continuously for three years—a level below the 3 ppb allowed in drinking water by the Environmental Protection Agency. As a result, 30 of the frogs were chemically castrated, incapable of reproducing, among other consequences. Also, four of the treated frogs actually turned female, going so far as to mate with other males and produce viable eggs despite being genetically male. Only six of the treated frogs resisted atrazine or at least showed normal sexual behavior.
retrieved from: Scientific American (Dec. 20, 2024)
url: https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/sex-changing-weed-killer/

LOL KNOX!
I voted 6 with all my p3n0r<3

Sept3mber is 1,337x better now.
Thank you<3

Kinda funny overall.
A dodgeball would not injure Piconjo's p3n0r. I'm sorry, that's obviously Oliver doing his Buttchamber look. LOL

Review for Nightmare

Ok, this is one of my favorite games on Newgrounds. Keeping in mind that only two people made this on Flash makes it one of my favorite games I've played in years.

You know, I love your wobble-vision(tm) animation style, but tone it down a bit with games ;)

Although I love the game there are a few things I can suggest.

First, don't ever make a game where you can't get past a screen. It's annoying for players to realize they shot something they need to jump on and have to kill themselves. Why would you want to annoy your audience? You want them to love you.

Second, don't make a game where you can fall into pits and die. Why? Same reason as above.

Third, I loved the background music, but the sound FX were lacking. Like with the shotgun. There was a pump noise, but no firing noise. I'd rather hear it fire than hear him pump it.

Fourth, there was a bug at the end of one of the levels. When I killed the boss the steps didn't appear at first. I waited around and killed some of those airplane things but didn't see how to get past so I killed myself. The next time through the steps appeared.

Fifth, it's annoying that when you get hit you lose control of the character. Combine that with the part where you have to jump over a pit and get hit by a falling rock and I almost quit at that point (but I knew it was worth getting past).

By the way, I love the cut scenes when you get a weapon or go on to the next level.

And for anyone who hates cartoony games and think they're only for kids, don't play this game, don't write a stupid review, and don't vote a 0. Proceed to get some appreciation in good art (this may take some time), then come back, enjoy a good game and vote the 5 it deserves. Thanks.

-T0MMY

This song is like an incredibly moving commentary on society from a jaded gamer who has lived life after life of 1-ups and continues. Despite the nonsensical aspect of our current times, the misunderstandings of those around us, and a seemingly purposeless irl existence, the narrative suggests none of these challenges nor the shortcomings of the narrator ultimately matter because life is just a game and we can play it however we want.
Philosophically satisfying and hits just right for any like-minded, introspective gamer
I've enjoyed a lot of your songs for their various qualities/aspects, but this one feels comfortable and familiar like a soft blanket with a warm drink during a bleakly cold and dar night outside.

I really like this one, it's kinda crazy and fun.

The best p3n0r Dragon on Newgrounds. Looks like it's ready to snap up some toadies into its maw.

This is possibly the best t0mmy art ever X^D

Very fine work!