T0MMY's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[PK2 Preview]

Agh...

Kirby was in it for... how many seconds?
Do us all a favor and make John & Richie the cartoon instead. I'd give that a better score.

Graphics: Bad, Kirby looks like he has wings sometimes. Some of the other art was better, but the animation was choppy and off sync.
Sound: Hurt my ears, try not to clip the audio so much. Sync, sync, sync.
Interactivity: I pretty much just wanted to skip through to the preview, the extra stuff was not worth the extra time downloading. But at least it was there.
Style: I hate the way Kirby looks (when he was actually shown), everything else was kind of... eh.
Violence: Red paintbrush tool thrown upon the stage randomly is what I call the epitomy of immature violence. Still, it netted you a score of 1.
Humor: Uh... don't need to say anything here.
Hope my suggestions helped.

-T()MMY
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Pikanjo responds:

Well... If you REALLY think that it sucks... then by all means, express your opinion.

[A story of Noah's Ark]

Let's Recap

A modest animation, not too funny, and not accurate at all according to what the Bible says.

Noah was never described as perfect, he was described as obedient, which meant that he may have gotten drunk (after the flood, not before), but he was repentant and obedient.

A 3 year old, no matter how innocent, would not have been taken onto the ark, not because of God, but because their parents would have kept them from doing so (maybe make an animation about that. No? Wouldn't rile people up as much, would it? That's where the strength of this animation comes from).

Also, your depiction of Hell (or, more accurately, Hades) is misleading, considering that is a pagan belief and introduced by Catholism who wanted to integrate their pagan beliefs when Rome became a Christian empire.

Hell (the lake of fire) is better depicted as destruction of sin and putting evil people out of their misery. Try seeing the "reality" in the Bible.

-T0MMY

infidelguy responds:

Jesus referred to Hellfire as well dipcrap. Also, Noah was thought of as righteous. If God knew that in the future every single child on Earth was going to be evil then he also knew that Noah was an old drunk bastard that likes to have sex with own daughters.