T0MMY's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[A story of Noah's Ark]

Let's Recap

A modest animation, not too funny, and not accurate at all according to what the Bible says.

Noah was never described as perfect, he was described as obedient, which meant that he may have gotten drunk (after the flood, not before), but he was repentant and obedient.

A 3 year old, no matter how innocent, would not have been taken onto the ark, not because of God, but because their parents would have kept them from doing so (maybe make an animation about that. No? Wouldn't rile people up as much, would it? That's where the strength of this animation comes from).

Also, your depiction of Hell (or, more accurately, Hades) is misleading, considering that is a pagan belief and introduced by Catholism who wanted to integrate their pagan beliefs when Rome became a Christian empire.

Hell (the lake of fire) is better depicted as destruction of sin and putting evil people out of their misery. Try seeing the "reality" in the Bible.

-T0MMY

infidelguy responds:

Jesus referred to Hellfire as well dipcrap. Also, Noah was thought of as righteous. If God knew that in the future every single child on Earth was going to be evil then he also knew that Noah was an old drunk bastard that likes to have sex with own daughters.

[Dali's Anger Management.]

Surreal?

I think you need to take some art history classes if you think that's surreal.
Make a few dozen animations before you submit to Newgrounds. You're getting the hang of it.

-T0MMY

[Kirby On Mushrooms]

Zzzzzz... huh, what?

I don't understand the other reviews, this animation was terrible. Ripped sprites, thin plot, and a large download for something only appealing to brain-dead burnouts.

Suggestion #1 Replace the song with Jefferson's Airplane's WHITE RABBIT. There's even a white rabbit in your animation...

Suggestion #2 This would probably be better with Mario considering all the mushrooms he eats.

Maybe it's just a coincidence there's two other Kirby movies that were posted right after mine...

-T0MMY

[Super Greg Rotoscoped]

Rotoscope & Flash

This is the first Flash animation I've seen that's been rotoscoped. It wasn't just traced either, it had nice abstractions that made the movie more interesting.
However the content was rather dull, and I thought the music was rather annoying. But these are just my opinions.
It was a very nice alternative to the usual NG submissions of stickmen and clocks.

-T0MMY

[>>> Kung Fu 3 <<<]

Going Downhill

It seems the Kung Fu series is getting worse and worse. I thought the first one was decent and the second one staid - this one will entertain only the NG simpletons. I laughed more at the poor grammar than the rehashed penis sprite joke.
Try getting back to the roots of Kung Fu. It took forever to see the main character actually do some martial arts moves.
Hopefully the next one will make up for this rushed product.

-T0MMY

[Anvil]

Decent, but needs a lot of work

A take on what Tex Avery created so long ago with the falling anvils. Decent animation (though some inconsistencies) and it gave us more than stickmen.
The message at the end helped end it rather than letting the rather weak violence support the whole movie.
You've got potential for some silly animations.

-T0MMY

[Defenestration]

DEFENESTRATION!

Finally, someone who loves that word as much as I do ^_-

But, really, you can't do too much with a movie based solely on a word... or could you... now I'd like to make my own defenestration movie!

[Strange Fruit]

Lugubrious

The animation was rather static, but it fit well with the slow and depressing song.
The graphics were superb, I didn't know what I was watching at first until I made out what the song was about. After that I watched it thrice more.
This film captured so much violence and death that these disillusioned people here don't even know they're looking at it. All those vacuous pea-brains who gave this a 0 don't know what art or violence is. There's about a dozen dead bodies in this film!
Truly one of the best movies on Newgrounds, too bad there's a huge lack of maturity here (I'm talking about aesthetics, not age).

-T0MMY

[DEAD GUY episode no. 1]

Morbidly Minimalistic

A minimalistic approach on animation. Very interesting idea, only those with a sick sense of humor (like me) will like it though.

I must say that its biggest downfall is also its greatest strength... such a profound thought.